you start up the new dragon age. excited to make your own character with their own personality and story line. you press start but there is no character creation screen. you don’t choose a name or race or class. there is only one choice and that choice is sandal. you’ve been fooled. you must play as sandal. the only dialogue choices are variations on the word enchantment. it’s the best game you’ve ever played.
future inquisitors concepts doodles thing??¿¿¿?¿
yea so theres a trevelyan there whos gonna be very very angry about everything and maybe shes from riavaini/antivan origin idk yet but yeah a bunch of scars and cheap piercings, probably will romance sera
then theres adaar, whos super fascianted by humans and rlly likes makeup and she has a lot of freckles and a rad undercut, she gonna romance viviene if available or josephine maybe
and then the last one is lavellan who has the biggest and most elf like nose ever and is very fucking dorky and loves cool jewerly and will romance dorian yes
and he doesnt have vallaslin cause i dont know which desings dai will have yet
'Stop complaining about Ubisoft and the whole female thing, it's getting annoying now!'
Because they’re actually ridiculous and the whole thing is terrible and they need to know how ridiculous and terrible it is. People in general need to know that this isn’t okay. It isn’t okay that they keep doing the same thing over and over with white male protags despite the fact that they have thousands upon thousands of influential audience.
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imagine your icon trying to be your parent for a week
asexuality: the world’s most simple-to-grasp concept that apparently nobody can understand